1 00:00:00,957 --> 00:00:02,737 - [Ricky] Warning. 2 00:00:02,741 --> 00:00:04,131 The followin' program contains really coarse language, 3 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:07,014 weed, alcohol consumption, smoking, 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,917 and sexual inf-fer-ferlences. 5 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:13,102 This content may not be suitable for viewers under 18. 6 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,670 To activate parental controls, 7 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:17,276 please press the big go [beep] yourself button 8 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:18,448 on your remote control. 9 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,891 [nostalgic piano jazz music] 10 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:26,901 [birds chirping] [children chattering] 11 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:33,029 - Holy fuck. 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,953 This chick is tryin' to divorce her husband 13 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,557 because, uh, he only bathes, like, once every 10 days. 14 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:39,172 Who the fuck does, man? 15 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:40,689 - [Ricky] Does what, divorce? 16 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:42,262 - Doesn't have a shower for, like, 10 days. 17 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:46,052 - Randy? 18 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:46,956 - You've done it before, haven't you? 19 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,270 Yes. - No. 20 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,527 - Ricky, man, you should fuckin' at least shower 21 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:53,710 every second day. 22 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:55,225 - If I don't shower every day, 23 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:57,269 I at least have little bird bath or something. 24 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:59,104 - What if you're doin', like, lots of bangin'? 25 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,802 - What's a bird bath, Ricky? 26 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,409 - That's where you kinda stand at the sink 27 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:05,982 pretty much naked. 28 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,548 - You wash your balls in the sink? 29 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:08,715 - Is that why it always, you got, like, a puddle 30 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,290 in front of your fuckin' sink? 31 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:11,807 - Well, you just wash, wash everything down. 32 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:12,990 You don't need to have a shower, 33 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,415 but at least I get cleaned. 34 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:17,556 - So we're steppin' in his fuckin' ball water, man. 35 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:18,985 - Is it cleaned or cleant? 36 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:19,991 - Fuckin' ball water. 37 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,562 - Ball broth. [giggles] 38 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,079 - Cleaned or cleant? 39 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,353 - Cleaned. - Cleaned. E-D. 40 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:26,556 - Cleant? 41 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:28,134 - Cleant sounds better. 42 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:31,181 - Kleent was a, remember the guy that lived down 43 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,608 just outside the park. 44 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:33,484 Johnny Kleent. 45 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,229 You remember him? 46 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:37,526 - Was he cleant? 47 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,192 - No, he was a dirty bastard, 48 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:41,876 but that was his name, Kleent. 49 00:01:41,884 --> 00:01:44,284 K-L-E-E-N-T, Kleent. 50 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:47,317 Yeah. 51 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:51,982 Fuck, I'd like one of those pop tart pretzels right now. 52 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:54,769 - What's inside of 'em. 53 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,896 - I don't know, pretzel dust. 54 00:01:56,899 --> 00:01:58,599 - I don't think they're sellin' them here. 55 00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:00,116 I can't find the fuckin' things. 56 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,030 - They're sellin' fuckin' drugs, man. 57 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:04,124 - Boys, I gotta get off the liquor. 58 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,004 - You've been just drinkin' all week. 59 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:07,815 I couldn't even drink last night. I'm still fucked. 60 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,653 - What the fuck? Oh, that's this game. 61 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:11,391 - Let's, let's do, let's play a game or something, man. 62 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:13,442 This is borin' the fuck outta me. 63 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,477 I'm not in good shape here, boys. 64 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:17,403 - Here. [bell dings] 65 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:18,958 Let's have a fuckin' round of this. I love this game. 66 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:19,974 - What is it again? 67 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:21,395 - "If You Had To." 68 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:22,402 - How does it, what are the rules? 69 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:23,403 - I can't remember. 70 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:25,875 But I'm pretty sure- 71 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,707 - Holy fuck, there's more! 72 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:31,984 - What, more pages? 73 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:33,937 - "How to raise money for the wedding." 74 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:35,941 - [Julian] What? 75 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:38,586 You serious? That's in there? 76 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:40,163 - "How to survive a honeymoon disaster." 77 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:44,117 - [Bubbles] How many cards was it you get? Do you remember? 78 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:44,990 - Wasn't it five? 79 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,297 - One, two, three. One, two, three. 80 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:54,569 Three, two, three. Four, two, three. 81 00:02:54,565 --> 00:02:55,645 That's fine. 82 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:57,133 - Four? 83 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,923 - And I'll be the judge on the first one. 84 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:00,918 [Julian sighs] 85 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,399 So, you guys have to 86 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,309 - So, we gotta give you our best. 87 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:07,144 - Yes, the thing you don't think I would want to do. 88 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:11,449 You gotta look at all your cards, Julian, 89 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,721 and pick the thing that you don't think 90 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,196 the Bubbler would want to do, no matter what. 91 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:20,771 - These suck. 92 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,383 Did you already gave him one. 93 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,248 [Ricky giggles] 94 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:31,082 - Ricky. [Ricky snickers] 95 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,820 You're turnin', 96 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:34,211 you're turnin' [crosstalk] 97 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,004 - This is so fucked. [cards slap] 98 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:38,608 - My drugs are kickin' in. [Bubbles giggles] 99 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:40,049 - All right. - Fuck. 100 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:41,865 - Okay, so, we gotta pick one. 101 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,703 - You gotta give me one here, and you give me one here. 102 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:47,624 Rustle 'em up, boys. Rustle 'em up. 103 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,188 [hand thumps] 104 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,795 - Fuck, I don't know, man. 105 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,186 I guess this one sucks. [hand thumps] 106 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:57,450 - Yeah, well these, I mean. [hand thumps] 107 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:58,724 [Julian sighs] 108 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:01,066 - "You are very slowly melting." 109 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,236 [Ricky snickers] 110 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,072 Ricky, that's a pretty bad one. 111 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,238 - Okay, good. 112 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,724 - That's a bad one. 113 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:07,643 - If I was very slowly melting? 114 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:09,508 - Yeah, that would not be good. 115 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:11,900 - That, I'm probably, that's probably gonna win, Ricky. 116 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:13,693 - Nice. Like a snowman. 117 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:16,778 - "Let each of your friends choose a tattoo 118 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,388 to put anywhere on you." 119 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:19,558 [Ricky laughs] 120 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,133 - No question. It's the fuckin'- 121 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:23,000 - Oh yeah, that was bad. 122 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,791 But can you imagine havin' a big cock on your face 123 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,216 for the rest of your life. 124 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:27,352 - Well, that's exactly what I'd have 125 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:29,274 if I ever let you guys do that. 126 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,879 What would you put on me, Ricky, 127 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:33,059 if I said you can put any tattoo on me? 128 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:37,281 - I'll have to get back to you on that one. 129 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,317 [Bubbles hums] 130 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,151 What would you do? 131 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:42,409 - You'd have a, a, a cock goin' down that way. 132 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:44,282 - Yeah. 133 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,334 - Connect it to a vagina that would go across your head. 134 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:47,769 And then a set of balls 135 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:48,935 and maybe some tits, 136 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,420 right there. 137 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:51,600 - [chuckling] I can't even picture that. 138 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:52,635 Can you draw it? That's weird. 139 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,210 - Yeah, I can draw it. 140 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,556 - You know what I would tattoo on you? 141 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,116 - What? 142 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:59,432 - I would just shadow sculpt your muscles in. 143 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:01,299 Like, put a shadow right there 144 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,261 so it looks like - All right. 145 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:04,829 - you're permanently flexed. 146 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:07,306 And then you'd be my, you'd love me forever. 147 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,697 - That's like that, what was, Jason Mimosa? 148 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:12,358 He fuckin' had that commercial 149 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:13,965 where he took all of his muscles off 150 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,355 and he was just this little skinny dude. 151 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:16,358 - I didn't see that. 152 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:17,229 - It's pretty funny. 153 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:21,674 - [chuckling] Are you sure his name's Jason Mimosa? 154 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,539 - Isn't it? 155 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:26,890 - Isn't a mimosa a drink with orange juice and champagne. 156 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:29,021 - No, it's a mamoa, isn't it? 157 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:31,814 - Ah, well, actually, at this point in time, 158 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:36,339 Mr. Lahey has gotten totally shit-faced. 159 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,766 He, uh- 160 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:39,342 - Randy, don't fuckin' do that shit. 161 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,209 - Mr. Lahey, he let the liquor do the thinkin'. 162 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:44,000 And folks, when you let the liquor do the thinkin', 163 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:45,865 a shit storm will blow in - Julian. 164 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:48,737 - [Randy] and usually hit ya with shit rain. 165 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:50,389 And if you get hit with shit rain, 166 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,793 it's just a shitty shit wet messy day. 167 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:54,567 [Mr. Lahey mumbling incoherently] 168 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,181 - Between me and you, Julian, just a couple of drinks. 169 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:58,051 - That's right, Mr. Lahey, that's right. 170 00:05:58,053 --> 00:05:59,583 You know, but if you didn't drink so much friggin' liquor, 171 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,186 then I wouldn't have to- 172 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:03,006 - Who the fuck wants to [mumbling] 173 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:05,844 - do the whole friggin' show, Mr. Lahey, for frig sakes. 174 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:07,373 - Okay, all right. [Mr. Lahey mumbling] 175 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,797 [hands clap] 176 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:09,933 Okay, Mr. Lahey, that's enough, all right. 177 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,854 So, let me just see. 178 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:14,239 Um, I just wanna say, um, 179 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,723 I've got a great show put together. 180 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:17,293 I really do. 181 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:19,029 And I think I'm gonna start off the show light 182 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:20,510 and lighten things up. 183 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,380 - [mumbling] Fuckin' bottle kids. 184 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,172 - And make it so that things are nice, okay? And happy. 185 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:29,687 And what better way to do that than to tell a joke, okay? 186 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,873 So, I'm gonna tell a joke, everybody. 187 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:33,349 And this is a great joke. 188 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:34,309 I think you're really gonna enjoy it. 189 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:35,566 Okay. All right. 190 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,399 Knock, knock. 191 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,267 [Mr. Lahey snores] 192 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,008 Chipper, come on, man. 193 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,529 Help me out here for frig sakes. 194 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:43,932 You know, who's there, all right? 195 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:44,965 You ready? 196 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:45,969 - [Chipper] Yeah. 197 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:46,800 Okay, okay. Here we go. 198 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:48,317 Knock, knock. 199 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,890 - [Chipper] Who's there? 200 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,797 - Cheeseburgers. 201 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:52,982 - [Mr. Lahey] Who's there? 202 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,807 - [Chipper] Cheeseburgers who? 203 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:57,805 - Cheeseburgers can't knock, Chipper. [laughing] 204 00:06:57,808 --> 00:06:59,238 - [Chipper] Fuck off, Randy. 205 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:00,774 - Chipper, frig off. 206 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:02,508 Don't make me take my friggin' pants off. 207 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:05,429 Listen, I got a lot of pressure friggin' tryin' to hold 208 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,295 this whole friggin' show together, 209 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:10,866 the new and improved "Randy and Sometimes Mr. Lahey Show." 210 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,645 And least you can freakin' do is 211 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,829 help a guy out, for frig sakes. 212 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:16,345 All right? 213 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,648 - [Chipper] Come on, we're rollin', man. Go. 214 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,004 - Okay, all right, okay. 215 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,003 [hands clap] All right. 216 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:21,354 I'm keepin' moving. 217 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,013 No lulls in the new and improved 218 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:24,877 "Randy and Sometimes Mr. Lahey Show." 219 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:25,919 Okay. 220 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,453 All right, here we go. 221 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,317 Where the frig were we. I made notes. 222 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:29,537 [bottle thuds] 223 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,406 Okay, okay. [hands clap] 224 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:32,407 All right, now, in the past, we have always done 225 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:33,758 a toast of the day. 226 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:36,407 - Ah, for fuck sakes. [groaning] 227 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:37,852 - Are you okay, Mr. Lahey. 228 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:40,458 [Mr. Lahey mumbling and slurring] 229 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,590 Mr. Lahey? 230 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:44,121 - It's too fuckin' [indistinct] 231 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:46,807 [Mr. Lahey groans and snores] 232 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,424 - Okay, [hand thumps] 233 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,304 we used to do a toast of the day, everybody. 234 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:52,725 All right, Mr. Lahey, I think it's just an excuse 235 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,913 for Mr. Lahey to drink more liquor. 236 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:58,219 And, as you can see, the liquor has really set 237 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,216 into Mr. Lahey right now. 238 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:01,438 He's not even awake. 239 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:06,007 [Mr. Lahey mumbles indistinctly] 240 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,837 Yeah, really nice, Mr. Lahey. 241 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:12,485 Anyway, I think, myself, I work better when I'm high, okay? 242 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,803 I, I mow lawns when I'm high. I, I hit the bong, all right? 243 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,760 So, what I am gonna do, everybody, is- 244 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:20,590 [Mr. Lahey's body thumps] 245 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,147 - Mr. Lahey. 246 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,983 - Oh, for fuck sakes, Randy. That's too hard. 247 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,811 Oh, cock. 248 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:28,549 - What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna, I'm gonna have a bong. 249 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,211 I'm gonna have a, here Mr. Lahey. 250 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,727 Let's get you back up on this couch. 251 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:34,990 [Mr. Lahey mumbles indistinctly] 252 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,172 Come on, you should- 253 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:36,987 [Mr. Lahey mumbles loudly] 254 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,784 Alright. Okay. 255 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,689 We'll leave Mr. Lahey there, everybody, all right? 256 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:42,484 Just ignore Mr. Lahey. 257 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,308 I'm just gonna go over here. 258 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:46,476 I'm gonna kinda get some of my weed. 259 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:48,352 [Mr. Lahey mumbles indistinctly] 260 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,013 I don't know where my fuckin' lighter, there it is. 261 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,007 Okay. All right. 262 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:56,359 Chipper, next time have my bong ready, for fuck sakes, okay? 263 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,101 Don't fuckin' leave it all to me. 264 00:08:58,102 --> 00:08:58,932 [Mr. Lahey groans] 265 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,759 All right. 266 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:03,017 So, instead of havin' the drinky-poo of the day, 267 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:05,630 we're gonna have the Randy Bobandy bong of the day. 268 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,462 And I got a neat little name for it. 269 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,329 It's called, what's it called? 270 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,551 Randy Bong Bandy, [Mr. Lahey gasping] 271 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,471 the Randy Bong Bandy toast. 272 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:14,895 That's what we're gonna have. 273 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,692 That's it, 'cause it's, there's a lot of, 274 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,376 the bong bandy matches. 275 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,213 So, I'm just puttin' my dope in here. 276 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,041 [Mr. Lahey groans] 277 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,558 All right. 278 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,562 And, um, Mr. Lahey, pass me that lighter there, 279 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,394 right there. 280 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,569 That's [camera clatters] 281 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,738 not the lighter. 282 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:30,573 This is the lighter here. 283 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,440 Okay. All right. 284 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,880 So, 285 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,176 what we're gonna cheers to 286 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:37,053 is dope, okay? 287 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:40,194 And I got a little tune to go along with the dope. 288 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,798 It goes, to dope. 289 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,368 ♪ Dope is great. 290 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,145 ♪ Dope is delicious. 291 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,059 ♪ Dope goes straight - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 292 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,814 ♪ To the end of your penis - whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 293 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,545 ♪ Just sit on down and have a toke. ♪ 294 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,326 - [slurring] What's the fuckin' [indistinct] 295 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,250 ♪ And you will see you'll start to float. ♪ 296 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:56,986 - Randy. 297 00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:58,417 ♪ Dope, dope, dope, di-di-dee, dope, dope, dope. ♪ 298 00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,603 - Randy! For fuck sakes, Randy. 299 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,509 ♪ And then you have a toke. 300 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:02,953 - [slurring] What did ya do when I was [indistinct] 301 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:03,600 - [Randy] Fuckin' light. [lighter banging] 302 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,083 Fuck! 303 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,082 - [indistinct] When's it start, Randy? 304 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,263 [bong water bubbling] 305 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,258 - What the fuck are ya doin'? 306 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,089 [bong water bubbling] 307 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,906 [Randy inhales] 308 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:14,354 - I'm doin the dopey Ran Boban, Ran, Randy Bong Bandy toast. 309 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,442 - You fuckin' wrote a show out. 310 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,881 - Well, Mr. Lahey, you were drunk. 311 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,438 I had to write- 312 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:22,974 - Dope is good. Dope is [indistinct] shit bag. 313 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,450 - It's a good song, Mr. Lahey. 314 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,359 - You got a bong penis. You wrote a penis. 315 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,544 - Well, what I did, a good dope goes right to the end 316 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,059 of your penis, Mr. Lahey. 317 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,283 - What did he wrote the show [indistinct] 318 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,242 fuckin' got me all piss drunk, Randy, 319 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,851 and then you, fuck, get outta my chair. 320 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,291 - Mr. Lahey, you're the one- 321 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:36,637 - Get outta my fuckin' chair, Randy. 322 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,675 - You're the friggin' one that got all drunk. 323 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,162 - Yeah, you can't teach me anything 324 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,992 about fuckin' liquor, eh? 325 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,600 - You know what time it is already? 326 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,120 I did the stuff. 327 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,003 It's time to do the "Randy's Kitchen." 328 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:51,035 - Randy, you know, you look like a fuckin' cow's puterus. 329 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,351 [bong water bubbles] 330 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,647 [Randy inhales] 331 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,534 - [Julian] I don't know, what do you do? 332 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:57,785 - We'll have to make a fuckin' Sunnyvale surprise, I guess, 333 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,087 'cause I'm starvin'. 334 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,313 - You wanna do that? 335 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,791 - What else can we do? 336 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,711 - All right, man. We're supposed to ration. 337 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,526 - Grab your fuckin' noodles and grab your goddamn chips. 338 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,021 We're gonna make what some people call Sunnyvale surprise, 339 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:11,236 or what the fuck's the other term, a bowl shooter, 340 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,055 I guess, or bowl shots. 341 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,853 It's all we can do 'cause the fuckin' prison fucked us. 342 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,368 Tigers don't even eat fuckin' liver 343 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,371 when they kill an animal. 344 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,852 [packages crinkling] 345 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,462 Sunnyvale surprise is very easy to make. 346 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,252 You just take some basic ingredients, 347 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:25,466 like ramen noodles, some, like, cheesy chips, 348 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,117 like zesty mordant Doritos or somethin'. 349 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,821 Cheezies really fuckin' good. 350 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,338 And then some kinda meat. 351 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,871 You can use these little baby hot dogs, 352 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,685 or you can fuckin' use tuna. 353 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,303 - Oh, right on. I didn't know you had this here. 354 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,963 - Oh, right on man, zesty mord, perfect. 355 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:37,997 - [Julian] Yeah, I don't know what flavor, oh. 356 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,351 - Ramen noodles, spicy. 357 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,881 [package crinkles] 358 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,825 All right, so just put these in a fuckin' pot. 359 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,398 Some fuckin' hot water. 360 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:49,397 - [Julian] Yeah. 361 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:51,672 - [Ricky] Okay, baby. 362 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,487 - [Julian] Goin' down there. 363 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,674 - Cook away. 364 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:54,929 I got some fuckin' Cheezies 365 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,411 and some nacho boogles. 366 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,370 - [Julian] Some what? 367 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:03,291 - Some nacho bloogles or whatever the fuck they're. 368 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,287 - [Julian] Bloogles? 369 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,068 - I don't know, man. 370 00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,383 So, you take all this shit, you wanna crush it up 371 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,948 as good as you fuckin' can. 372 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,505 Do you need more hot water in that shit? 373 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,082 - Ah, Rick, see, one thing you don't do 374 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,649 is leave the fuckin' spices- - Ah, shit. 375 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,645 - in the fuckin' noodles when you. 376 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,387 Fuck, Ricky. 377 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,558 - That was a little bit of a fuck up. 378 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,833 - Rookie fuckin' mistake, man. 379 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,182 Uh, there we go. 380 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,008 Look at that. 381 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,698 What the fuck. 382 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:28,703 Three, man. Strike three. 383 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,576 I'm makin' this next time. 384 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,666 [package crinkling] 385 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,315 - Get these fuckin' things crushed up, 386 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,149 the finer, the better. 387 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,017 Get the flavor runnin' right through everything. 388 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:42,459 [package crinkling] 389 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:45,027 - You seriously puttin' fuckin' sausage in there. 390 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,025 - Yeah, man. 391 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,636 We need some protein. 392 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:48,766 That's for you and your big muscles. 393 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,638 - All right, all right, okay. 394 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,068 [Ricky chuckles] 395 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,084 I haven't had these in years, man. 396 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,075 [package crinkling] 397 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,246 - How's it comin' up? 398 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,821 - [Julian] Ah, she's good, man. 399 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,648 - [Ricky] The cheese logs crush up good. 400 00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,516 The fuckin' crunchy cheese logs, not so good. 401 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,427 They're hard, man. 402 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,829 Shouldn't use those next time. 403 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,826 - [Julian] Do you still drink the juice from these things? 404 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,128 - You could pour it in this pot if you want. 405 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,704 I might drink it later. 406 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,960 Make a nice little tea outta that. 407 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:12,793 [package crinkling] 408 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,752 - [Julian] All right, so where did the wieners go? 409 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,931 - Right in your mouth. [chuckling] 410 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:18,927 - Fuckin' asshole. 411 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,798 [package crinkling] 412 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,801 - Dump 'em in man. 413 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,716 - [Julian] Okay. All of -em. 414 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:26,717 - These are the good kind. - [Julian] Holy fuck. 415 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:27,718 - Fuckin' Maple Leaf. 416 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:27,849 - [Julian] Protein. 417 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,718 This is the shit, man. 418 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,252 - Probably shoulda cut them up with scissors first, man. 419 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,806 - Usually when we make this stuff, 420 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,993 you could fuckin' sell this easily, 421 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,158 two bucks, three bucks a bowl. 422 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,734 [package crinkling] 423 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,650 - [Ricky] What's that? 424 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,905 - [Julian] Looks like you're fuckin' beatin' off, buddy. 425 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,468 [Julian chuckles] 426 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,914 - I wish, I wish it was like that. 427 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,131 I'd just have no pants on all the time. 428 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,440 - [Julian] If it was like what? 429 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:49,996 - If it was like that? 430 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,833 - [Julian] Jesus, man. 431 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,661 - Imagine walkin' around with somethin' knee length. 432 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,624 [Julian chuckles] [package crinkling] 433 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,177 - [Julian] All right, this is good, man. 434 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,974 - See, it's almost like Kraft Dinner. 435 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,618 Cheesy pasty cheese or what's it called? 436 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:04,413 The powdery, powdery cheesy stuff. 437 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,237 [utensil banging] 438 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,757 There we go, Kraft Dinner action. 439 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,720 - Mix her up. 440 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,031 It's fuckin' great. 441 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,549 Yeah. 442 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,341 - [Ricky] Fuckin' Jesus, I can't wait to try this shit. 443 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,815 Gonna get drunk. 444 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,335 Gonna have a little fuckin' feast. 445 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,858 - [Julian] This here, probably get about- 446 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,042 - [Ricky] And find somethin' to smoke. 447 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,867 - two meals each outta this. 448 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,865 Maybe two meals, a little bedtime snack when we're drunk. 449 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,573 - You think that's enough of the powder? 450 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,566 - One more, man. One for good luck. 451 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,218 One more for good luck, buddy. 452 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,222 - And we got extra for the next batch. 453 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,974 - [Julian] Right on. 454 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,875 - In case they serve somethin' fucked tomorrow night. 455 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880 - All right. 456 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,711 [utensil banging] 457 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,448 - Pull any of that fuckin' liver bullshit on me ever again. 458 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:46,929 And the other nice thing about this 459 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,319 is once you're done with your hands, 460 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:50,764 you get to lick them. 461 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,459 Fuckin' delicious. 462 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,886 [Ricky slurping] 463 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,504 - [Julian] Oh, yeah, look at that, buddy. 464 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,384 - Yum. 465 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,765 - I'll give ya, give you an extra wiener in there for you. 466 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,639 - Fuckin' rights. 467 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,470 - [Julian] You gotta wash fuckin' your hands, man. 468 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,207 [Ricky slurping] 469 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,084 Fuck. 470 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,130 - Ya didn't gimme much juice, man. 471 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,607 - Here, here, here. 472 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,388 Strain the juice in for ya, buddy. 473 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,792 Get that wiener juice. - Oh, there we go. 474 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:17,995 - Yeah. - Nice. 475 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,313 - All right. 476 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,140 So, that's it. 477 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,968 That's how you make, uh, what do you call this shit? 478 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,227 - Sunnyvale surprise or 479 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,713 bowl shot. 480 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:30,711 Not really a bowl's in here. Should be a glass shot. 481 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:31,502 - Right on, bud. 482 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:33,932 Fuck. 483 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,935 Good? 484 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,366 - Fuckin' perfeck. 485 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,162 - [Julian] It's perfeck. 486 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,676 Right on, Rick. 487 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,509 All right, I gotta find another glass here. 488 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:44,507 - That's how you make Sunnyvale surprise, baby. 489 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:45,068 Fuckin' delicious. 490 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:49,118 [foil rustles] 491 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,472 [oven clatters] 492 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:51,951 [foil rustles] 493 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,431 All right, let's get this fuckin' shit ready. 494 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,392 [packages crinkling] 495 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,170 Ah, fuck. 496 00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,391 Ah. 497 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,223 Ah. 498 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,475 Ah, fuck. 499 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:06,234 [food clatters] 500 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,046 - Okay. 501 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:11,836 Oh, yeah, look at that fuckin' thing. 502 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,320 [bread pan rattles] 503 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,151 [bread pan clatters] 504 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,499 Get this fuckin' ready. 505 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,759 Cut her up with the recip. 506 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:24,292 [saw buzzing and rattling] 507 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:27,987 Beautiful. 508 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:32,117 [saw buzzing and rattling] 509 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,821 [saw thumps] 510 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,998 Two beautiful warm pieces of bread. 511 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,515 Get those fuckin' buttered up. 512 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:40,559 Oh, that's a bit too much. 513 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,091 By the time it melts, it should be good. 514 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,567 Set that aside on a plate. 515 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,143 Get a bit of corn. 516 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,920 [corn husk rustles] 517 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:53,804 Ah, fuck, these are still a bit hot. 518 00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,021 Oh, this is fuckin' beautiful. 519 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,019 Cooked perfectly. 520 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,850 Fuck. 521 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,024 [corn husk rustles] 522 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,424 Put a bit of butter on that. 523 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:11,254 [corn husk rustles] 524 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,675 [Ricky slurping] 525 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,304 Oh, man, that is fuckin' good. 526 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,726 [saw thumps] 527 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,429 Get a little bit corn on the plate. 528 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,255 Fuck off. 529 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:27,870 [saw buzzing and rattling] 530 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,404 All right. That's lookin' fuckin' good. 531 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,532 Move that over onto our main plate. 532 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,186 [plate rattles] 533 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,886 Fuckin' beautiful. 534 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,719 [pot dings] 535 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,627 All right, time to get the fuckin' chicken goin'. 536 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,682 [drill whizzing] 537 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:52,679 [drill clatters] 538 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,290 Fuckin' smells good. 539 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,810 Oh yeah, nice and brown. 540 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:56,903 [foil rustling] 541 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,251 Get the fuck out here. 542 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:01,518 Fuck! 543 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,004 [fork thumps] 544 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,166 [foil rustles] 545 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,872 [oven jostling] 546 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,352 Fuckin' beautiful. 547 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:14,961 [saw buzzing and rattling] 548 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,058 [saw thumps] 549 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,967 Put some of that on here. 550 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:28,673 The only thing missin' now is our fuckin' mashed potatoes. 551 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,332 [caulking gun clatters] 552 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,546 Mashed potatoes, especially if you got kids, 553 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,286 [caulking gun rattles] 554 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,457 they fuckin' love this. 555 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,073 Take a fuckin' pipe tube, 556 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,513 make a little contraption like this. 557 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:40,859 It's fuckin' perfect for potatoes. 558 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,638 [caulking gun clatters] 559 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,303 Jam this thing fuckin thing full. 560 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,078 [pipe rattles] 561 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:49,262 Get lots of fuckin' potato in there. 562 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,128 Don't be shy. 563 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,573 Get the fuck in there. 564 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,738 Jam that down a bit. 565 00:18:58,528 --> 00:18:59,788 Guys are probably a lot better at this than girls. 566 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,270 [potatoes smooshing] 567 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,361 [mallet bangs] 568 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,321 All right. 569 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,149 Put that back in your fuckin' little caulkin' machine. 570 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:14,149 [caulking gun clatters] [potatoes smooshing] 571 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,503 Fuck! 572 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,682 [caulking gun clatters] 573 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:17,937 Right in my fuckin' drink. 574 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:20,640 There we go. 575 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,821 [Ricky spits] 576 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,559 Still pretty good. 577 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,820 You can make in a nice little happy face 578 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:34,002 for your kids or your grandsons. 579 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:38,132 [plate clinks] 580 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,233 [caulking gun creaks] 581 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:50,355 [caulking gun creaks] 582 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,103 Fuckin' perfect. 583 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,633 A little bit of gravy. 584 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:54,887 This is, like, just a turkey bastard. 585 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,885 Get some nice fuckin' gravy on there, 586 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,552 maybe on the happy face a bit. 587 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:01,976 [baster clatters] 588 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,253 Awesome. 589 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,765 [baking pan clatters] 590 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,468 Get a little salad on a different plate. 591 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:10,375 Look how fuckin' good that looks. 592 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,253 A bit of gravy on that. 593 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,044 I fuckin' love gravy on everything. 594 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,300 [baster whooshes] 595 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,174 Awesome. 596 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,261 [bowl dings] 597 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,663 [drill thumps and clatters] 598 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:27,047 [bowl clatters] 599 00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,621 Now, look at this fuckin' meal we created 600 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:29,918 with no fuckin' kitchen. 601 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,284 Maybe you wanna little bit of pepper on that. 602 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,275 You can hook your pepper grinder up to your drill. 603 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,446 Pretty easy. 604 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:38,241 [drill whizzing] 605 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,330 Put these guys back somewhere there. 606 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,332 - Yeah. 607 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,423 [Julian chuckling] 608 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:51,343 - Okay. 609 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:53,298 - Okay. 610 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,385 [Ricky chuckles] 611 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,256 - Jesus. 612 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,866 - Okay, so this is, 613 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,262 this is ones you guys are given to me? 614 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,134 - Yeah. 615 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:09,664 - [Ricky] Uh. 616 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:14,624 - I don't know, man. 617 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,451 These are too, these are some good ones. 618 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:18,229 - These are better cards than I had. That's for sure. 619 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,243 - Okay, this one, I just want this one. 620 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:21,715 - How come you got three? 621 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,925 I got two that are just about as fucked up. 622 00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,814 - You put two in? 623 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,936 - Ricky, I just, well, you can put two in as well. 624 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,508 - What's this for? 625 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:30,985 - I just wanted you to read that one to see. 626 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,285 I wanted your opinion on that one. 627 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,811 - Okay. 628 00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:34,684 - To see if you would do it or not. 629 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,508 - Are you cheatin'? 630 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,563 - So, I get two. I gotta pick. 631 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:42,865 - Jesus, that's a- 632 00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,516 - Would you do that? 633 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,700 [Ricky chuckles] 634 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,775 - Is he, is he a boy or a girl? 635 00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:48,924 - That's a boy, Ricky. 636 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,736 - Fuck. 637 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:54,444 - It says, "Hook up with Yoda, horny I am." [giggles] 638 00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:55,443 - What? 639 00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:56,454 - It means bang Yoda. 640 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:57,315 Would ya bang Yoda? 641 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,706 - Jesus, man. 642 00:21:58,708 --> 00:21:59,708 - Okay, here's- All right, for the win. 643 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,279 - here's the four. 644 00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:02,706 "Accidentally marry your brother's sister 645 00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:06,192 and only find out after your third child." 646 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,414 That would be awful. 647 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:08,983 [Ricky laughs] 648 00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:09,979 - Accidentally marry your brother's sister? 649 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:10,760 - Brother or sister, so. 650 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:11,774 - Oh. 651 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:12,545 - I don't have a sister. 652 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:14,378 - Jesus. 653 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:19,026 - "Eat, as in cannibal eat, the person on the judges' left." 654 00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:21,247 - Hoo hoo. 655 00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:22,602 - Oh, that wouldn't be bad. 656 00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:24,432 [Ricky chuckling] - Jesus. 657 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:25,470 - Look at the meat on him. That wouldn't be bad. 658 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:27,084 - Fuck. 659 00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:28,564 - That'd be kinda delicious. - Oh my god. 660 00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:31,924 - "Get rolled in plastic tarp, plastic wrap 661 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,605 and then thrown in a swamp." 662 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:34,613 - Not fun. 663 00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:35,924 - I don't like swamps. 664 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,359 - See if I can find a- 665 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,916 - "The world's entire water supply 666 00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:40,182 comes from a spigot on your forehead." 667 00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:41,624 - That would suck. 668 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:42,971 - That would be terrible. 669 00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:46,974 Eat Julian, I would do that if I was hungry. 670 00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:48,414 I would just cook him in a pan. 671 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,280 - Fuck. 672 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,110 - Bubs, man. 673 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,278 - "Accidentally marry your sister and only find 674 00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,203 out after your third child" 675 00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:57,458 or, "Have a water spigot with the world's water supply." 676 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,123 Swamp, I could deal with. 677 00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:00,286 Jesus Murphy. 678 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,639 What would be worse to have the entire water supply 679 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:07,044 of the world come, well, you'd be pretty famous, 680 00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,207 and you'd be pretty popular. 681 00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:09,212 - You'd be fuckin' busy, man. 682 00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:10,693 - You'd be very popular. 683 00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:12,523 You'd be almost treated like a god. 684 00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:14,091 Now, if you married your sister 685 00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:17,088 and banged her and had three children. 686 00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:20,397 - I guess at that point, I don't know. 687 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,269 - They're gonna be not right in the head either. 688 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,400 - Yes, you're right. 689 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,142 - They're gonna be crossed up. 690 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,362 I would have to say that one. 691 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:27,971 Ricky, did you gimme that one? 692 00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:28,931 - Yeah. 693 00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:29,759 - Rick. - Yeah. 694 00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:30,576 - Ricky wins. 695 00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:32,925 - Did your, uh, - "How to spot fake-" 696 00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,113 [crosstalk] 697 00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:35,108 did your mom have a brother? 698 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:36,279 Did you have an uncle? 699 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:37,764 Did your mother have a brother? 700 00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,374 - Yeah, I had a uncle. 701 00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:40,204 - All right. 702 00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:41,721 [cat meows] 703 00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:43,334 - Don't know what happened to him. 704 00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:44,474 - "How to survive if you wake up next to someone 705 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,026 and don't remember their name." 706 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,953 [nostalgic jazz music] [seabirds squawking] 707 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,428 [water lapping] 708 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,128 [boat chugging] 709 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:59,789 [seabirds squawking] 710 00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:02,956 - [Fish] Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck, fuck, oh fuck, 711 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:07,323 fuck, ooh, fuck, fuck, fuck off, fuck, fuck, Jesus Christ! 712 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:10,405 [metal scraping] 713 00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:11,885 [wildcat roars] 714 00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,355 [switch clicks] 715 00:24:13,364 --> 00:24:15,284 - [Announcer] [whispers] Fuck off. 716 00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:19,884 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0